40 “Tastefully Offensive” Tweets About Everything And Anything

The thing about the internet is that it is constantly churning out new content. But while some posts may seem stale and old, others can be a refreshing breath of fresh air. The folks at the “Tastefully Offensive” Facebook page create jokes that embody a slightly unhinged energy that adds value to its comedic effect. Scroll below for a run-through of some of their most intriguing posts, irreverently calling out basically everything in a deadpan tone that makes for a painfully relatable experience. 

#1

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#2

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#3

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Green Tree: This screams compliance with a stupid rule

#4

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Sue Denham: I came from a “if you didn’t vomit you’re not sick enough to stay home from school” family.

#5

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Green Tree: aglet

#6

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#7

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#8

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#9

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#10

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#11

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Chihuahua Mama: Dolly Parton wouldn’t need that immunity

#12

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Auntriarch: I must be the Costa del Face

#13

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#14

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#15

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TeenieMeanie: Also no boob money or sock money. That’s gross even when it’s not the temperature of Satan’s schmeenie outside.

#16

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#17

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#18

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Brittania Kelli: I had porch pirates, but they stole our delivery of cat litter (not used). They opened it, saw what it was, and the next day put it back on our doorstep. British thieves are very considerate of animal rights, apparently.

#19

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Savahax: sometimes. stop judging

#20

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#21

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Pittsburgh rare: I like to eat them until my tongue is about to rip apart

#22

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#23

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StPaul9: Well, the original myth does hold that Sisyphus CAN quit, but his blind determination in the face of the obvious result prevents him from doing so. Also, his self honour.

#24

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#25

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#26

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#27

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#28

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R Sravanthi: Such a creep that Google! 😂

#29

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#30

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#31

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#32

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#33

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Tucker Cahooter: I’m still hanging onto that 25-pin parallel printer cable, just in case…

#34

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#35

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#36

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#37

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#38

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#39

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AlaVerge: I hate making calls too.

#40

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