‘Sarcastic Mommy’: 25 Tweets On The Realities Of Parenting

Move over amusement parks; the real roller coaster ride is raising kids. It’s an unpredictable journey where laughter and exhaustion constantly vie for dominance. Amidst this chaos, every parent craves a connection with others navigating the challenges of raising little humans. 

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Dread Pirate Roberts: Amen to that

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Shelby Moonheart: My husband told me 25 years in, that I was the cook. I don’t remember that in our marriage vows.

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Ace: Ah, but are they really dead, or just ‘not got enough charge for the device they came out of but should be fine in a rarely used remote control” dead?

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TheBlueBitterfly: If he’s calling from the bathroom, it’s poo. It’s always poo.

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TheGoodBoi: Stuff always magically appears for women. /J

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o.0.moldy strawberries.0.o: istg, the amount of times i’ve sat at the dining table while my dad yelled “WHAT IS 7X6?!”

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TheGoodBoi: Yes! If that doesn’t work, give it time. As soon as you cross the threshold of your house, you’ll remember…

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TheBlueBitterfly: Every day. Keys, pill container, money, cards, glasses..

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Me. Just Me.: This also applies if you are single and live alone. No waiting required.

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Hey!: That’s when I stopped checking their homework – i.e. when they changed the way they did divisions and multiplications.

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Klondike Penguin: My final decision: No.

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TheGoodBoi: Hold on now, there might be children on this site!

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Me. Just Me.: I still to this day have those nightmares where I say this to my mom because I legitimately just remembered myself. It’s a wonder I got through school sometimes!

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Trillian: If it were girls they would throw the waffle and then giggle about it for DAYS especially when you tell them to cut it out

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Jeff White: Not so! Sometimes we’re calling to have you help us find something … that’s right where it should be or where you said it was … while you’re driving home.

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