Court Tells Husband To Give Half To His Ex-Cheating-Wife And He Does – Literally
We’ve all heard about divorce settlements splitting the material wealth between two parties. But this man in Germany is taking the Judgment of Solomon to heart. Ordered by a court to ‘split’ their belongings, this man did just that – literally. He used power tools to cut everything in half, including teddy bear, records, sofa, and even the car. All cut somewhat neatly in half.
This serves as a beautiful fitting metaphor for divorce. The destruction of material items shows that strong emotions are at play, something that we might not focus on when wealth is split during the process. And the cutting line is jagged and sometimes bent – after all, nobody escapes divorce without marks on their soul.
The man is selling his half of the things on eBay. The descriptions – in German – suggest that Laura, the now-ex wife in question, might have been unfaithful and dallied with a coworker sometime during their 12 years or marriage. The descriptions of the items are often hilarious.
Glad to see he didn’t cut his sense of humor in half!
More info: eBay (h/t: boredpanda)
“The car is quite well preserved for its age, but there are some signs of wear. In particular, half is missing”
“In my opinion, this conversion is the perfect solution for users who want to save space, but can not afford a MacBook Air”
“The wheel moves despite minor limitations, and the front brake engages perfectly”
“Unlike my ex-wife, I cannot say anything bad about the bed, really, have always slept well in it”
“It’s the perfect phone for people who do not like to make calls”
“The chairs are super as an art installation”
“There’s no need for cuddling stuffed animals – for such things, there are affectionate co-workers”
“Watching TV alone is already depressing enough. The device is very compact and has several inputs, but am not sure whether they all work”
“In recent years, I’ve spent many beautiful evenings on this sofa with my woman. She did not find the evenings so beautiful, which is why my ex-wife now sits on another couch”
“Whoever wonders where the second half is may want to check with my ex-wife”
“I offer here, in my opinion, the best REM album… “Everybody Hurts” (how true !!!) and Nightswimming are the best passages on it yet”
“Unfortunately, I can offer only half… But no matter, I have made sure that the best sketches are on my half”
“It is considerably smaller and more manageable. In addition, you will finally be at peace with this phone: It is guaranteed not to ring and vibrate and will not play music”
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