30 “Brand New” And Bizarre Sentences Created By People, As Shared By Folks In This Online Group
Humans are blessed with a remarkable thing called ‘language’ and some people make the most use of it by creating new sentences every now and then. There are no limits to human creativity indeed!
The Reddit community named r/BrandNewSentence features some seemingly brand new phrases that are usually weird or hilarious. Scroll below to see some of the funniest posts shared in the online community.
More info: Reddit
#1 I’m Going To Eat Rocks To Find The Good Ones
Image source: therealcbrad
#2 Wondering When That Point Comes
Image source: KylePlantEmoj
#3 Rhombus Of Doubt
Image source: LeagueOfTheUnknown
#4 Cover Your Shoulders With Knives
Image source: Thedepressionoftrees
#5 Stop Judging Yourself For Not Being A Hive Insect
Image source: diveonfire
#6 I Believe It
Image source: NSLCpunk
#7 Exclusively By
Image source: tim_locky
#8 Supportive Grandma
Image source: wittyotter_
#9 Individually Assigned Rodent Friend
Image source: MainSWish
#10 Anybody?
Image source: regian24
#11 Hp P*ssyjet V5000
Image source: Napthus
#12 The Pomegranate Trials
Image source: Un_FaZed211
#13 Have Fun Moving To Kansas You Tiny Idiot
Image source: dave_cactus
#14 “Trick Or Treatment?”
Image source: AbrahamYayo
#15 Poor Syntax Error
Image source: manescaped
#16 Ur Not Better Than A Stegosaurus
Image source: CaucasianJames
#17 Eat, Pray, Stab
Image source: genius23sarcasm
#18 Owning An Old Home
Image source: braidednosehair
#19 Grape On Endangered Species List
Image source: harry_hall
#20 “They Know So Much About Loafers It Ruined Their Life”
Image source: Western-Edge-965
#21 What If I’m That One?
Image source: regian24
#22 Ur Mouth Can Remember It
Image source: Un_FaZed211
#23 That’d Be Great
Image source: jonacuff
#24 A Two Pound Meat Potato
Image source: Cleverusername531
#25 Beer Angel
Image source: vcole37
#26 Lower Case T’s Started Hurting
Image source: TheAndrewNadeau
#27 Coping Mechanism Police
Image source: Thedepressionoftrees
#28 Blaise
Image source: MarcSnetiker
#29 I’m At A 70s Themed Cat Funeral
Image source: Thedepressionoftrees
#30 The Ratio Of Dog To Boy
Image source: Thedepressionoftrees
Got wisdom to pour?