40 Unfortunate Times A Wifey Hilariously Failed At Something

As many would admit, marriage is not an easy thing to navigate. When two people are in a partnership, it’s like holding up a reflective mirror in front of you that starkly shows you your mistakes. 

#1 Told My Wife My Cat Doesn’t Need Expensive Toys. Cat Proves My Point

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#2 My Wife’s Felting Project

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#3 My Wife Made A Dragon Cake For Her Mother’s Birthday

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#4 My Wife Said Absolutely No Cats When We Got Married. Here We Are

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#5 Wife Tried To Make Chocolate-Covered Banana Penguins For The Kids

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#6 Tiramisu My Wife Made

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#7 My Wife Found A New Game Called “Tetris” And Bet Me I Couldn’t Beat Her Score Of Around 8000

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#8 My Wife Sleeps Like This

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#9 Looks Like Something I Ordered Off Wish

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#10 My Wife And Her Class Made “Groundhogs”. I Can’t Stop Laughing

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#11 After Telling My Wife About The Penny Trick To Tell How Much Tread Is Left, I Asked Her To Send Me A Picture Of It, And She Sent Me This

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#12 Wife: Your So-Called 2-In-1 Universal Cable Doesn’t Work. My Phone Wasn’t Charged Last Night

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#13 My Wife’s Fortune Cookie. I Was Right

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#14 My Wife: “I’d Like Some Watermelon, But I Can’t Be Bothered To Slice The Whole Thing”

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#15 I Told My Wife I Couldn’t Tell The Difference Between The Salt And Pepper Shakers From The Set On The Left. So She Bought The Set On The Right

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#16 My Wife, Who “Doesn’t Like Video Games,” Has Played Baldur’s Gate 3 For Nine Straight Hours Today

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#17 My Wife’s Attempts At Growing Tomatoes Always Fail. Seeing This Didn’t Help

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#18 My Wife’s Childhood Attempt At Drawing The Baby Jesus

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#19 Once She Opened The Package, My Wife Realized She Had Already Bought This For Kindle

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#20 First Day At The Beach And My Wife Made Sure I Was Protected From Sunburn By Spraying My Back With Sunscreen. I Can’t See Back There – Did She Do A Good Job?

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#21 My Wife Says Her Tongue Is Still Numb

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#22 Wife Planted A Large Amount Of Vegetables And Fruits In Her Homemade Garden This Summer. These Two Carrots Were The Only Harvest

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#23 I Tried To Make My Husband Cookies For His Birthday

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#24 This Is How My Wife Lays Out Her Crops. Grounds For Divorce?

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#25 My Wife Thought I Was Asleep And Came Out Of The Bathroom Looking Like This

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#26 My Wife Thought She Was Ordering Eight Individual Bananas

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#27 My Wife’s Culinary Prowess Was On Full Display At Our Christmas Dinner. She Calls This Recipe “The Candied Yams Of Mordor”

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#28 Wife Decided She Wanted A Humidifier In The Room

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#29 After Spending More Money Than We Can Really Afford On A Gaming Computer, My Wife Is Playing Minecraft In Windowed Mode

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#30 My Wife Couldn’t Open The Bag, So This Was Her Solution When She Bought The Potato

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#31 My Wife Wanted “4 Hours Of Fire” She Said

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#32 My Wife Placed Her New Makeup Mirror On A Shelf Above The Toilet

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#33 This Plastic Plant My Wife Kept Alive For Two Years By Watering

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This plastic plant was given to my wife by HR two years ago when she started.
She’s leaving her job and emptying her office this week.
It wasn’t until she took the plant home, put it on the kitchen counter, and I said sarcastically, “Oh, I see we’ve sunken to keeping plastic plants in the house because either you or the cats destroy the real ones,” that she realized she’d been watering a piece of plastic for two years, thinking maybe she did have a green thumb after all, despite her atrocious history caring for anything with a root system.

#34 My Wife Accidentally Used The Wrong Soap In The Washer

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#35 My Wife Started Playing A Game Without Telling Me. She Wanted To Avoid Spoiling It For Me

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#36 My Wife Thought It Would Be Nice To Drive The Cart While I Played Golf

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#37 My Wife Is A Talented Artist, So She Wanted To Make The White Owl Instead Of Buying It Pre-Made

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#38 My Wife’s Blooming Onion Attempt

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#39 Wife’s Been Home For 5 Minutes And Has Already Tripped Over And Broken The Baby Gate

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#40 My Wife Wanted To Do Something Nice For My Daughter And Her Friend. She Opened The Container Upside Down. Wife Was Less Than Pleased

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