35 “Brand New Sentences” That Deserve Some Attention

The world has been around for so long that it feels like almost everything is repetitive. Fashion, Hollywood plot lines and even the stories we share with friends have become rather predictable and routine. So in a world where everything feels recycled, the introduction of something utterly brand-new feels like a rare delicacy for our somewhat jaded brains.

The “Brand New Sentences” Reddit community has become a popular source of fresh entertainment since its creation in 2018. This page has been sharing all the funniest and most unexpectedly ridiculous sentences that people have written online. If you feel like you’re in the mood for some words that have never been quite put together this way before, scroll to read the most bemusing things people have come up with, shared in the gallery below.

#1 If Pregnancy Is God’s Will, So Is Limp D*ck

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AndyTaylor: Limp Dickzquit

#2 DIY Deportation

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AndyTaylor: He cheated, she yeeted.

#3 So You Don’t Lose Any ”Tired”

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#4 “Would Apocalypse With”

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AndyTaylor: Originally from the Catskills.

#5 David Bowie’s Crotch Bulge

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#6 Wear Her Go To Work A*s

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#7 “…if You Are Staying In A Country With Poorly Developed Health Services And Infrastructure And/Or Collective Infrastructure, For Example The USA”

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KDav: You can’t get mad if it’s true.

#8 The Wise Animals

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#9 Back In My Day

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#10 Would It K*ll The Makers Of Avocados To Include A Different Toy

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#11 Stealing Guns Off Of Officers Using A Toy Dino Grabber

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Joe Reaves: If you can take an officer’s gun with a dino grabber, I think that officer should be in trouble.

#12 Your Skull Is Full Of Wet Cat Food

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char: I‘ve seen it more from white men though? and um, it’s pretty bad

#13 5% Bread Flavored Soda

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Depressy spaghetti: I will be calling beer “bread flavored soda” from now on.

#14 Can’t Wait To Use It!

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#15 Do Yall Think Bugs Are Born Knowing They Can Walk Up Walls

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#16 Using A Vibrator To Clean Up Without Gagging

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#17 Well That Was A Great Idea

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KamaboCo.: And we’ve got another four years of this to look forward to

#18 Public Armpits

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The Doom Song: Not a fan of public armpits either lil buddy

#19 Imagine…

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FreeTheUnicorn: Franklin would laugh because he’d expect it. Adams would beat you to death with your own arms.

#20 I Wonder How Long Do You Need To BBQ It For

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#21 This Is Not A Baby Trebuchet, It Is A Baby Catapult

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#22 Honey Taster Bear

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#23 I Want To Increase My Natural Bioluminescence

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Penguin Panda Pop: The answer is uranium

#24 That’s Modern Milk For Ya

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KamaboCo.: I’d increase their tip by 10%

#25 A Potato On Drugs

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#26 Jesus Of New Jersey

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Auntriarch: Never mind Americans, it’s been centuries since Jesus was portrayed realistically in Europe. Unless there’s a recent version of Christ Pantocrator that I haven’t seen.