Women Asked Men What’s On Their Mind And Here Are 25 Hilarious Responses

The look of concentration, frowning forehead and scrunched eyebrows in their man’s face can evoke a sense of curiousity in a woman. She may wonder what’s on his mind to cause such deep focus. Men don’t always reveal what their thoughts are about, however, and even when they do it isnt necessarily of an impressive nature. In fact, when women questioned their male about his innermost thoughts, suffice to say, the women were greatly disappointed in the answers as it usually had nothing to with her, their relationship or anything of true substance. Instead, his thoughts were caught up in some random nonsense that left her unimpressed when she realised it, as evidenced below of the mindless thoughts of men.

While the clip was part of a comedy show, the stories we collected are real and are as amusing and entertaining as the skit

#1 My wife saw me looking out over the deck at a beautiful sunset and asked what I was thinking and I asked if I was cloned or duplicated would my clones recognize I was in charge or would they try to take over which would backfire my plan of not working to begin with. She walked back in the house.

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#2 My ex-girlfriend would always ask me “a penny for your thoughts”. It got so annoying because many times I really was thinking about nothing. She wanted to hear something romantic and there really was nothing at the moment to share. That doesn’t mean I was never thinking about her romantically. It was just not so at that moment. This is how men think. Women need to understand that.

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#3 Mine and my husband’s conversation a few months ago:

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Me: what are you thinking about? Cuz you look super focused.
Him: all the stuff I need to do on farming simulator
Me: why don’t you play it then?
Him: I just wanna think about it right now, I’m not in the mood to actually play it.

I laughed so hard but I get it and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

#4 My girl: what are you thinking?
Me: how many kilojoule of fart would it take to lift me an inch from the floor?

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#5 Whenever my wife asks what I’m thinking about, I always tell her I’m thinking about dragons. Truthfully, neither of us were thinking about dragons, but now we are both thinking about dragons. It’s a win/win

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#6 My ex girlfriend once asked me while we were lying in bed, what’s your fantasy, something you’ve never told anyone? I said I sometimes fantasize about being the best footballer in the world who moonlights in a rock band…… She burst out laughing

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#7 My wife saw me staring off in the distance, squinting my eyes and asked what I was thinking.. I’m trying to line up the edge of the TV with a beam and ceiling behind it. Never asked me again.

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#8 Married 22 years, I know better… when I ask, it’s because I know the answer will be ridiculous.

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After a romantic dinner that he made to welcome me home…

Me: Babe, what ya thinking?
Hub: Not much…
Me: C’mon..
Hub: Jack the Ripper…

It’s that or the bunnies… I’d never expect some big romantic whatever…

“I’m wondering if a robot might be handy”

He’s the most perfect amount of weird!

#9 Me: *thinks boyfriend is mad bc he’s being very quiet*

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Me: “whatcha thinking about?”

Him: “about how bike tires are made”

????

Ladies we gotta stop worrying what boys are thinking bc 9 times out of 10 it’s some dumb s**t like this

#10 One time my ex-husband and I were laying in bed, cuddled up, secretly eating ice cream we’d hidden from the kids, and I asked what he was thinking about. I’ll never forget his answer.
He said “RoboCop.”

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#11 Me & my girl were in bed just chillin. She was reading, I was watching tv & she looked at me & said “what’re you thinking about babe?” I said “I wonder how many flavors of Gatorade there actually are.” She just said nvm & kept reading.

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#12 About 20 years ago we talked about getting married. He said he was going to propose at some point so I was waiting.

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After a couple times of wondering when and how it would happen, we were traveling together.

We ended up at the Arch in St. Louis. We were wandering through the park around sunset and he started glancing around a little nervous. Then he looked at me intently and I thought “oh wow this is it.”

Then he said, “I’ll be right back, I gotta [pee] and I can’t find an outhouse.”

#13 We went to see Gladiator 2 recently. After the movie I was sitting thinking and my wife asked what could possibly be on my mind as I looked very serious. I replied, “how the hell did they get great white sharks into the coliseum??”

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#14 Yeah, I once said I wonder why Elmer Fudd is such a bad shot. And how does the coyote keep buying all that acme stuff instead of just spending the money on a meal. I guess that’s why the relationship didn’t last long.

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#15 I just asked my husband of 3 children last night, “What was the greatest day of your life?” He was really thinking hard and I said “You don’t have to choose between the kids births” and he said “Yeah that too, but I can’t lie when the Eagles won the Superbowl 7 years back that was such a great day.” REALLY!

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#16 I asked my husband what he was thinking one night laying in bed. He was staring up at the ceiling deep in thought. He said “I’m thinking about no cornices vs cornices”

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#17 When asked what I was thinking, I said I wonder how much water is in the Pacific Ocean.

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#18 My wife asked me yesterday what I was thinking and I answered “Ace Ventura”. No joke

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#19 My partner and I both just go with the last thought.

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Me (at 10pm): I was just wondering why the sparrows stick around when I fill the birdfeeder, but the mourning doves leave for at least an hour before coming back to eat.

Him: What if I made t-shirts with our cat as the star on old skool rap album covers? Do you think anyone else would want them?

Previous thoughts that led to those comments would be a nightmare to untangle.

#20 During a (seemingly) sweet and tender moment last night, I asked my boyfriend what he was thinking about and he said “how devastating Wookiees would be in a medieval setting.”

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#21 Went on a walk with my gf and she asked what I was thinking about so intently so I had to tell her “right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot”

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#22 Once, I was imagining that all humans had been wiped out and I was following, with my mind’s eye, a pack of dogs as they learned to fend for themselves.

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Just as I got to the part where they encountered a wolf for the first time, I hear, “what are you thinking?”
I said, “nothing.”
“I know you’re thinking about something, I can tell.”

#23 A few days ago my boyfriend was staring off so I was like “are you ok?” “Babe?” “Are you mad??”

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This man snaps out of it and goes “huh..wut? Sorry I was looking at that squirrel..look at him living his life..I wonder if he has any responsibilities“

Bruh what??

#24 I once asked a BF what he was thinking. The answer- ‘Nothing, I was just singing a song in my head.’ Was 20 years ago, I’m still trying to decide if he was stupid or a genius.

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#25 Some time ago on a hike a guy stopped, looked in my eyes, hugged me and said ‘today is 6 months we’ve known each other’ to what I replied ‘s**t, is it 5th today? The salmon in my fridge goes out of date’. What was indeed true, I remember I had to cook it by 5th.

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