30 Funny Examples Of People Confidently Using A Term Or Phrase Incorrectly

The famous English teacher, Mr Brown, from the popular show, ‘Mind Your Language’ gave us a glimpse at how easy it is to butcher the English language and end up in a comedy of errors.  

#1 Salmon Vanilla

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#2 In Some Near

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#3 Always Make Sure You Use Your Tongue!

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#4 Brown Kite Is

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#5 Had To Confirm This Is Really What They Mean. Damsel In This Dress

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#6 Catholic Converter

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#7 Meta Pause

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#8 Standing Ovulation

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#9 Eggs-Been-A-D**k

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#10 “Looks Can Be A Little This Evening “

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#11 Breakfast Nuke

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#12 Going Into Cardigan Arrest

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#13 Cone Sent Lmao

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#14 Takin A Bath By Her Beauty

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#15 Lonely Tennessee Melons Can’t Elope

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#16 Bob Wire

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#17 Fire Distinguisher

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#18 Apparently Fire Exists

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#19 Garlic Permission

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#20 Delicious Hand Soup

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#21 Circumcise

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#22 Ankle Grinder

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#23 Air Ducks

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#24 Like I’m At The Foreskin Of Everybody’s Mind

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#25 Jack Off All Traits

#26 A Pitta Me

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#27 Entry Pioneer

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#28 Mow-Nourished

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#29 Jena Rated

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#30 Doggy Dog

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