35 Unpredictable Bumper Stickers People Did Not See Coming
The words, “If you’re reading this, you’re too close!” printed in a tiny font is one of the cleverest bumper stickers to have on a vehicle. There are many such funny, witty and sassy sayings, according to the r/Bumperstickers subreddit. Folks have shared the most memorable sightings they’ve spotted during a dull commute in the community and we’ve combed through them to find the funniest, as shared below.
#1 No Holding Back Here
Image source: J_Jeckel
#2 My New Bumper Sticker 🤷🏽♂️
Image source: Careless_Oil_2103
#3 Anyone Know Where To Buy This One? 😁
Image source: hishuithelurker
#4 Yes!
Image source: Fluffy_Flufflebug
#5 Chef’s Kiss
Image source: metal_bastard
#6 Are We Great Yet???
Image source: Witty_Seaworthiness8
#7 Love My Dog Sitter’s Stickers!
Image source: lesbipositive
#8 Nothing But The Truth
Image source: Younglegend1
#9 Put Up Or Shut Up!
Image source: 11thStPopulist
#10 Too Cold And Snowy Haven’t Installed Yet
Image source: LowBidder505
#11 In A Customers House
Image source: Moderate_LiberaI
#12 Sticker Says It All
Image source: mmmmmmbac0n
#13 Found In Classroom I’m Subbing In Today
Image source: Deapsee60
#14 Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week
Image source: butnowimsohigh
#15 Thanks, Mom. This Place Sucks
Image source: none-plenty
#16 Here’s A Wholesome One :)
Image source: Life-Aardvark-8262
#17 Giving Information To The Enemy
Image source: FastSpeedTurbo
#18 This Is A Good One
Image source: ashmaps20
#19 Had To Do A Second Take
Image source: Otherwise_Drop_2392
#20 Off Of My Own Car
Image source: kootles10
#21 Hmm
Image source: WrongdoerRough9065
#22 They Get It
Image source: Fun-Carpet-2870
#23 A Message I Definitely Agree With
Image source: WoWGurl78
#24 This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today
Image source: scottriklis
#25 Don’t Mind If I Do!
Image source: magicallynot
#26 This One Is Right On The Money! 😆
Image source: No-Sand-75
#27 In Texas
Image source: iheartpenisongirls
#28 A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today
Image source: maltamur
#29 Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker
Image source: Rybo13
#30 Saw Another One Today
Image source: Unlubricated_P*nis
#31 I Had To Get Closer To Read
Image source: Suspicious-Ebb9490
#32 My Personal Decal. I’ve Gotten So Many Compliments On It
Image source: certified_hustling
#33 Love Is Love
Image source: jmcash13
#34 They’re Becoming Self Aware
Image source: deleted
#35 He Even Tapered Tesla Logo
Image source: noreal1sm
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