25 Cringe Examples Of Parents Pretending Their Kids Are “Too Woke”

Everyone wants to think that their child is a veritable genius, however, chances are the kid is rather ordinary. After all, it’s a little too much to expect philosophical levels of intelligence from toddlers and tweens. But some parents take it upon themselves to fabricate situations that clearly never happened, waxing lyrical about their child’s high intelligence. These fake bragging sessions have become so rampant online that there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to the topic. We’ve combed through the r/wokekids to find the most cringeworthy examples of parents exaggerating their child’s genius online and shared them in the gallery below. 

#1 Just Thought This Would Fit Here

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#2 Smart Kid

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#3 Yes, This Totally Happened

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#4 Ok Rebecca

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#5 I Want To Believe That’s A Real Baby

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#6 She Totally Wrote This Herself! Don’t Question It You Sexists Pigs!

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#7 Found In A Group For Parents Of Gifted Kids. There’s Lots Of Eye Roll Comments But I Think This One Is The Best I’ve Seen

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#8 A World In Which Your Infant’s Majority Social Interaction Is Via Youtube

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#9 Maybe If She Had Gone Vegan, Her Mother Would Still Be With Her

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#10 I Hope This Is Real

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#11 Absolutely Inspiring ?‍♂️

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#12 Hey Son… I Got The Perfect Halloween Costume For Ya…

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#13 It Even Ends With And Then Everyone Clapped

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#14 Happy Birthday Logan, Just Let Mom And Dad Overshadow It With Our Politics :)

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#15 All Because Of Youtube

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#16 Save Neil Young

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#17 A Future Proletarian Comrade

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#18 And Then Everybody Started Clapping

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#19 It’s Mushier Than That

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#20 And Then Everyone Clapped !

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#21 This Is Probably The Opposite Of Woke But Equally As Dumb

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#22 Might As Well Be Secretary Of Defense

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#23 Woke, Cringe, Or “That Happened”?

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#24 This Is A Real Tweet Made By A Real U.S. Representative

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#25 Supposedly A Year 3 Said This (7-8)

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