25 Of The Cringiest ‘Oops, That Wasn’t Me’ Texts

Have you ever texted the wrong person or said something you regretted? We’ve all been there. But what about those times when you try to cover up a mistake with a classic excuse like “Oops, wasn’t me” or “My friend took my phone”? 

#1 Tinder Is A Goldmine

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#2 This Is Just So Awkward To Read

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Hphizzle: Still a better love story than Twilight. Better plot twists, at least.

#3 Her 4 Year Old Took This Photo

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SheamusFanFrom1987: Drascilla? Did she have a baby with Dracula? Can’t be, kid wouldn’t be able to bask in sunlight. Oh well, at least she “knows” how to take good pictures XP

#4 My Ex Girlfriend Ladies And Germs

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#5 He Sent D**k Pics To A Random Bunch Of Girls

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#6 With Bonus

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Sofia: I think the fee is a genius idea

#7 The Farthest Stretch I’ve Ever Seen

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sbj: Nobody falls for that excuse

#8 Autocorrect Wanted To Get You Nakey

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Bewitched One: Autocorrect from/for WHAT?! Lmao

#9 He Sent A D**k Pic To A Woman Who Has Never Spoken To Him Before

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Mrs. Dearly Regret: This is wrong in many ways

#10 This Followed A Video Of Her Playing An Out Of Tune Bass Guitar And Singing Green Day. Before The Green Day Video Was Your Typical Thirst Trap, Booty Short Wearing, Squats In The Gym Ig Story

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#11 What Is The Point Even?

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Hphizzle: Sometimes your biggest supporter is you. You’re probably wrong about whatever it is. But at least you feel supported.

#12 My First Unsolicited D**k Pic

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The.Butterfly.Effect.530: This is how one should handle unsolicited nudes.

#13 Completely Accidental!!!

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PFD: I think we have a bunch of 200 year old redwoods out back, lemme check but should be able to do you right mate

#14 Toddler Knows How To Promote His Mom On Social Media

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PeePeePooPoo: Do people really think and talk like this? If yes, what’s wrong with them?

#15 Oops, Went Out In A Unicorn Costume By Mistake Xd

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PeePeePooPoo: Oh I’m So QuRkY aNd WeIrD

#16 Excuse After Sending The Usual Pic

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#17 I Think You Proved Your Point

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#18 My Ex…forgetting He Has A New GF At Bar Close

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#19 Dont Open It!

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#20 Pervy Mcpervface Tried Using The Oldest Trick In The Book

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John Bababuie: Truly despicable

#21 Whoops!

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Michelle: Ok, but even if it was true wouldn’t that be kind of creepy and stalkerish? “Hey pervert who took my photos, can you send them to me so I can post them online? Here’s my contact details” 😂

#22 Amazing How Life Works!

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Hphizzle: Yes, because there are zero bubbles when you splash into a pool.

#23 Of Course

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Sinead Kenny: So many things wrong with this I do not know where to start.

#24 My Mom Tried Hiring Him. He Did Not Get The Job

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#25 Brian Strikes Again!

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Feathered Dinosaur: Some men really have no shame 🙄