People Share Their Crappy Life Hacks, And They’re Hilarious
So, maybe knowing how to quickly untangle your headphones or microwave two bowls at once won’t necessarily save your life, but it can sure save you some time and keep you from unnecessary frustrations, which is always appreciated. However, these life hacks below are the opposite of what you would call life-saving tips.
Still, while instructions on how to cut a bagel and an efficient way of preventing gas leaks can get a little dangerous if taken seriously (and we strongly advise you not to), we do, in all sincerity, recommend that you listen to the brilliant advice on how to prepare kale.
Even though the only thing these silly pro-tips can do is make you laugh, we encourage you to scroll down and get your dose of giggles for today. And if you’re looking for more absurdity like that, check out more examples of it right here.
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#1 Non-Smoker Hack
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#2 Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later
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#3 Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don’t Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes
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#4 Don’t Throw Out Old Doll Heads. You Can Turn Them Into Handy Night Lights For Your Kids
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#5 If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3
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#6 Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out
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#7 Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily
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#8 If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears
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#9 When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady
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#10 If It Works It Isn’t Stupid
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#11 Fill Your Arms With Puppies So No One Can Ask You For Help
#12 Pro Tip: If You Stir Coconut Oil Into Your Kale It Makes It Easier To Scrape Into The Trash
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#13 Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening
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#14 Fill A Rubber Glove With Warm Water And Put It On Your Hand When You Feel Lonely
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#15 If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%
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#16 Use This Hack With Deaf People
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#17 Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake
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#18 Want To Turn Your Drink Into Diet? No Problem! Just Push This Button
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#19 Use This Tip To Save Your Money
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#20 A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses
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#21 Don’t Be Afraid To Use Public Bathrooms Ever Again
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#22 Add A Touch Of Magic To Your Cold By Putting Glitter In Your Mouth Before You Sneeze
#23 Sink Full Of Dirty Dishes? Visitors Imminent? Put Some Clean Dishes In The Dishrack. Now It Looks Like You’re Working On It
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#24 If You Put Your Wipers Up Parking Inspectors Are Unable To Give You A Ticket
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#25 To Maximize Horsepower On The Highway Shift From 5th Gear To “R” For Racing
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#26 If You’re In A Rush In The Morning, Remember To Save Some Time By Having Breakfast Whilst Cleaning Your Teeth At The Same Time
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#27 Having Trouble Finding A Parking Spot? Turn On Your Hazard Lights To Make Yourself Immune To Traffic Laws, Then Park Wherever You Want
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#28 Retread Tires Easily With A Sharpie
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#29 In An Awkward/Uncomfortable Situation? Just Moon-Walk Away. People Will Think You Are Walking Towards That, But You Are In Fact Leaving
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#30 Dress For The Weight You Want, Not The Weight You Have
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#31 Use Cello Tape As Hands Free Selfie Stick
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#32 When All The Cups Are Dirty And You’re Too Lazy To Clean One
#33 Tear A Strip Off Of Plastic Cups To Make A Convenient Handle
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#34 Use This Simple Tip To Get Free Meals Forever
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#35 Save Hundreds Instantly
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#36 Don’t Have A Flashlight On Your Phone? Take A Picture Of The Sun And Use The Photo To Find Your Way In The Dark
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#37 Get A Whole Extra Glass Of Juice By Slightly Tilting The Carton
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#38 Here’s A Tip For Boys: Put A Pee Stain Down Low On Your Jeans And People Will Think Your Penis Is Longer
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#39 Not Disabled? Put One Of These On Your Car To Use Disabled Parking Whenever You Like
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#40 This Tiny Tool Can Make Any Pair Of Headphones Wireless
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#41 Plant Your Hot Dog Seeds Now To Guarantee A Healthy Bounty For Your Backyard BBQ
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#42 Throw It In A Microwave And You Won’t Even Be Able To Tell The Difference
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#43 Having Trouble Opening A Soda Bottle? Hold It Upside-Down Whilst You Open It. This Will Force All The Gases Away From The Neck Of The Bottle And Make It Much Easier To Open
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#44 No Friends? Doesn’t Matter. Use This Hack
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#45 Use Condoms As Homemade Waterproof Socks
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#46 Take Random Pills
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#47 Nail Art Hack
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#48 Use This When You Want Your Pc To Be Even Faster
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#49 Make Your Car Almost Twice As Fast By Changing It From Mph To Kmh
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#50 To Make Sure Your Phone Is Nice And Clean, Microwave It For 30 Seconds In The Morning To Get Rid Of All The Bad Bacteria That Might Have Got On It During The Night
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