20 Ridiculously Entitled Brides And Grooms Spotted On ‘Choosing Beggars’ Subreddit

It’s that time of the year again folks. Wedding fever is in the air as the weather turns fine and invitations pour in as the call to celebrate loving unions intensifies. However, this particular time also means high stress as deluded brides and grooms galore try to push their entitled demands on unsuspecting family, friends and vendors to have the perfect wedding. 

#1 Soliciting Wedding Funds From Strangers Isn’t Tacky At Allllll /S

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#2 Bridezilla Calls Passive Aggressive Dibs On A Public Use Area In My Neighborhood Where We All Walk, Atv, And Camp

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No permit, no contact info, no restrooms or trash facilities, and definitely not enough woods for a 50+ person blowout

#3 I’m A Wedding Photographer Too, So I Get To Rip You Off!

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#4 From A Fb Group I’m In, An Actual Wedding Invite Someone Received. “You Don’t Have To Give Money But If You Do, Don’t Be A Cheapskate!”

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#5 Cb Bride Uninvites Guest For Not Producing Free Centerpieces

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#6 Surely Photographers Will Line Up To Pay Me To Shoot My Wedding In The Middle Of Nowhere

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#7 Friend’s Wedding Venue Is “Beautiful” And A “Good Price”

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but because the beggar’s not willing to pay to have “time to decorate and live in our moment” they’re going to leave a bad review

#8 Actual Quote From An Influencer Who Wanted Me To Address 250 Wedding Invites And Save The Date Cards. If It’s “Just Writing” Surely You Can Do It Yourself ?

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#9 Let’s Pretend Army Officers Are Poor And Donate A Wedding Cake

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#10 Kindly Refrain From Upstaging The Bride On Her Big Day — Oh, And No Admission Without A Gift Of $75 Or More

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#11 I Received This Hand Written Letter From The Maid Of Honor

two days after I sent the bride and groom (an ex employee who was stealing from my retail store) a decline response to their backyard wedding

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#12 My Crazy Aunt Expected Me To Bake Her Wedding Cake, Make Her Dresses And Do Her Seating Plan. (Spoilers: I Didn’t)

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#13 American Idol Singer Famous For His Rendition Of “She Bangs” Wants You To Pay For His Wedding

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#14 Bride Gets Rsvps From Wedding Guests And Only After The Fact Tells Everyone Who Said They Were Coming That They Need To Pay $75 Per Plate

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#15 Giving Bride’s Paypal To Strangers To Ask For Money

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#16 Bride And Groom Ask Friends For Free Labor And Food And Then Demand That They Buy Special Clothing To Wear At The Wedding

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#17 I’m Selling A 100% Silk Wedding Dress For £75

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She offered £30 to drop it off. Turns out she meant £30 AND I drop it off in the next 6 hours because she’s getting married in 9 weeks and can’t afford the fuel.

#18 Wedding Photo Contract Request

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#19 Except For Groom- Shotgun Wedding

Multiple posts a day asking for “donations” for both the wedding and baby shower (not including the INSANE gift registries) so they don’t have to provide anything for their guests

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#20 Covid Bride Town Clerk Wants You To Lowball Yourself For Some Free Publicity At Budget Meetings

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