35 Jaw-Dropping Stories Of ‘Choosing Beggars’ Who Truly Thought They Deserved The World
In the vast world of Reddit, there’s a community for every imaginable niche. But few are as hilariously infuriating as Choosing Beggars—a subreddit dedicated to calling out people with unrealistic demands, ungrateful attitudes, and a startling sense of entitlement.
The posts range from laugh-out-loud ridiculous to outright baffling. Whether it’s someone expecting a luxury item for free, demanding professional services at insultingly low prices, or complaining about gifts that aren’t “good enough,” this subreddit never fails to entertain.
Here’s a deeper dive into the world of Choosing Beggars and some of the wildest moments that have made this subreddit so popular.
#1 Cashapp Beggars
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#21 Do You Draw Arts For Free
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#2 Choosing Beggars Don’t Like Free Beer At Local BBQ Joint
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#3 Floss Company Asked For Free Designs. The Artists Responded
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#4 UNO Reverse
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#5 Can You Draw Me For Free?
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#6 Seems Like Indonesia Is Not Choosing Any Of Them Begpackers
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#7 This Was On One Of My Mom Pages, I Couldn’t Believe It Was Local And That These Kind Of People Actually Exist, It Makes Me Sick To Think About
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#8 Asking The Author Of The Book Where They Can Pirate It (I’m Not The Author, And The Book Is Not Coming From A Big-Time Publisher)
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#9 Customer Wants A Tattoo Artist To Issue Them An “Inconvenience Fee” For Setting Them Up With An Artist Who Was An Ex-Con
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#10 A Brilliant Way To Deal With “Influencers”
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#11 63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!
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#12 Huffpo Being A Hypocritical Choosing Beggar
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#13 Broke Boy
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#14 My Mechanic Telling It How It Is. Support Artists And Labor Folk!
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#15 I’m Just Going To Leave This Here
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#16 This Groomer Is Definitely Prepared For All The Choosing Beggars
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#17 My Dad’s A Photographer, This Is His Most Recent Client
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#18 Choosing Beggar
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Two years ago I saw that guy with the gas can begging for money. Tried to give him four dollars, but he said he doesn’t take anything less than five. After that I saw him there everyday for months. Turns out he’s a fraud with a new Jeep and a nice house. Been following him with this sign since.
#19 Selling A Used iMac For 1200$, Woman Asks “How Low” I Would Sell It For, Or If I’d Take 800 And Some Jewelry She Makes. Oh And I Also Ruined Christmas
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#20 This Guy Gets It
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#21 Its Always The Christmas Excuses
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#22 Lady Wants Barely-Used Computer For $25
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#23 Thought On Exposure
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#24 I Won’t Invite You To My Baby Shower, But You Better Get Me A Gift
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#25 Cbs Push A Man Too Far
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#26 This Guy Has Had It With Cbs
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#27 Why Can’t People Understand Firm?
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#28 Can I Have A Birthday Discount?
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#29 Thanks For Knocking Down The Price, Now How About You Knock Down The Price?
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#30 Why Don’t They Just Let Their Kids Not Have Braces And Break Their Teeth For Denture Through Insurance
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#31 The Cheek Of Some People
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#32 Found On My Tattoo Artists Instagram, F**k Thats Satisfying
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#33 Now That Was Simply Uncalled For
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#34 How Are My Kids Supposed To Live Without Juice?!
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#35 It’s Ok, I’m A Single Mom
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