40 Times People Spotted An Absurd Sign That Deserves The Spotlight

Though we see so many signs in public, we don’t always take the time to look at them or read them. However, the folks at the ‘Absurd signs’ Facebook group have clearly used their observational skills quite well. 

#1

Image source: Deja Davila

PlatinumThe8-BitCat: My mind went somewhere

#2

Image source: Kay Tee

Cyber Returns: I can see the planning department laughing their heads off when they came up with this one and yes, all of them are dads

#3

Image source: Dotty Jo Kruse VanPelt

Antonia: made me spill my coffee

#4

Image source: The Real Man

#5

Image source: Melanie Fetty

Hseed: We need more people like this

#6

Image source: Donna Rubin

#7

Image source: Bill McKinley

Ember: I feel you Roger

#8 When not to use quotation marks

Image source: Todd Wilbur

PlatinumThe8-BitCat: It’d be worse if it was great “food”

#9

Image source: Kay Tee

#10

Image source: Bill McKinley

#11

Image source: Bill McKinley

Multa Nocte: I like this one. :-)

#12

Image source: Kay Tee

Multa Nocte: I sometimes have the emotional integrity of a three-year-old, but this is funny!

#13

Image source: Kay Tee

ToastedFroggy: This one is great! 🤣

#14

Image source: Dale Buchanan

Mini grizzly: I can relate 😀

#15

Image source: Barbie Colorado

BoredPossum: Yeah, some of our own billionaires look pretty alien to me.

#16

Image source: Kay Tee

Caffeinated Hedgehog: Keep location secret – $15.00

#17

Image source: Kay Tee

PlatinumThe8-BitCat: A dog wrote this

#18

Image source: Bill McKinley

Multa Nocte: WTF indeed!

#19

Image source: Barbie Colorado

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger (edited): 🤣🤣🤣 Plus most humans are not organically fed and consume too much sugar, coffee and alcohol, so they are not a balanced diet for the gators anyway. 😉

#20

Image source: Christine Fuelling

#21

Image source: House Vaughan Livingston

Bruce Stark: Shark Valley (don’t know why it’s still called that). You haven’t lived until you’ve bunnyhopped your bike over one of those logs sunning themselves in the middle of the road.

#22

Image source: Bill McKinley

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger: I wonder under what influence that sign was written, does anyone have a clue? 🍄😉

#23

Image source: Robert Gemini Omari

EmiTheEpic: El Arroyo has the best signs!

#24

Image source: Bill McKinley

Mark: A picture speaks a thousand words

#25

Image source: Kay Tee

ToastedFroggy: Somebody showing their sense of humor. 😁

#26

Image source: Bob Scott

#27

Image source: Dale Buchanan

Shannon Hawks: love the sense of humor

#28

Image source: Kay Tee

EmiTheEpic: It’s that new month, it’s a mix of February and September and is 58 days long

#29

Image source: Bill McKinley

#30

Image source: Ross Lance Mitchell

Uncanny: Thankfully! I’d hate to cark it choking on a banana bone. I just know people would be sniggering at my funeral.

#31

Image source: Vince the Sign Guy

sbj: I keep on living as I can’t afford the cost of dying

#32

Image source: Bill McKinley

#33

Image source: Steven Acree

Jaya: This is impossible. Not the hearing loss in their eye, but reaching day 12.

#34

Image source: Jason Scott Rainville

PlatinumThe8-BitCat (edited): Shouldn’t you be able to tell just by holding it? Also why are you even eating an apple in a store?

#35 When the manager at Home depot speaks fluent redneck.

Image source: Pat Reble

CaptainFluffy: Oh dear…

#36

Image source: Pat Reble

BoredPossum: Love it! If it’s for free, it’s for me, I’ll take three.

#37

Image source: Artly Snuff

KiwiTriviaKween (She/Her): Why thank you! Cause I unfortunately have that gene.

#38 A pub in Edinburgh, Scotland. Do it quietly, other people are concentrating

Image source: Bill McKinley

Poké Man: “Hole in cubicle 3 for peeping only. Violators will find out the hard way.”

#39

Image source: Pat Reble

PlatinumThe8-BitCat: Too much work, just throw the whole thing out

#40

Image source: Ian Phair

Undercover: Good advice!