25 Examples Of Socially Awkward And Cringy ‘Neckbeards’

‘Neckbeard’ is a popular derogatory term used online to describe someone socially awkward or trying to cover up their underachieving nature with pretentious bluster.

#1 Sorry Ladies

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Multa Nocte: Too funny – I actually said that out loud before I scrolled down to the text.

#2 Neckbeard Gets Pissed Because Unlike His Expectations, The Us Army Is Not All 80s Sylvester Stallon Clones

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Mistiekim: If you don’t like it, there is an enlistment office down the street from me. I’m sure they’d love to talk to you

#3 Dude, You Stink

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Lauren Caswell: The answer is there. Why not just wash? Is this ‘I’m right and smarter” or is it depression?

#4 Most Likely A Neckbeard

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Lauren Caswell: This is not as bad as the rest. Just awkward.

#5 How Dare You Be Sad About People Making Deepfake Porn Of Yourself? Like, Grow Up!

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Lesbian Sloth (she/her): I honestly don’t know what to say other than wtf

#6 Saw This On Askmen Today… Yikes

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Monsen: Yes it’s you. The problem is you.

#7 Stop Kissing M’ladys Hand

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#8 I Just Can’t

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Lauren Caswell: I. What. This is entry #2 currently and I’m too angry for this side of humanity rn. I can’t even.

#9 Found On Twitter, Where Neckbeards Still Prey On Ukrainian Refugees

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Trey Frog: Double bonus points for correct usage of “asocial” and “schizoid”.

#10 Check Those Drives

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Trey Frog: These troglodytes don’t deserve the reflexive protection of their identities when reposting.

#11 Think About It

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Ece Cenker: Her husband’s brains had just been blown all over her!

#12 Hot Tub Offer

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Undercover: * free sexual assault included!

#13 Neckbeard Found A “Girlfriend”

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Multa Nocte: Or (if she is real) just qualified for the Academy Awards.

#14 Oh S**t, He’s Gonna Take Legal Action!

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Undercover: Can we please find out who he is and forward this message to his mum?

#15 Now That’s True Love

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Multa Nocte: Well, THERE’S a real coincidence!

#16 Just Saw This And Figured It Belonged Here. Yikes. Comments Are Currently Ripping Him Apart

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Ece Cenker: I would go turn myself in as a psychopath to the nearest policeman I can find. Let her cry her eyes out after you her whole life while you’re in prison becaues she is missing out on so much.

#17 “Accidentally” Dressed In The Fully Identical Costume Of An Anime Character

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Multa Nocte: “Accidentally”! 😂

#18 Which Circle Of The Infernal Spiral Does This Person Come From

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Undercover: 🤮🤮🤮

#19 Don’t Know If This Has Been Posted Here

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Space Bunny<3: Gross

#20 Is That So Much To Ask??

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Yayheterogeneity: Shut up Dad, and keep your “advices” to your boring self!

#21 This Is What Comes To Your Head?

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Jo Maxwel: Men and women can be friends and have no romantic feelings for each other

#22 Who Hurt This Guy?

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Jo Maxwell: you should NOT be wanting to have sex with your child

#23 The Last Thing His Enemies See Before Filing A Police Report

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Pedantic Panda: Wonder if he will develop his poker face in prison?

#24 Local Man Fetishizes Students

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Multa Nocte: A stalker taking photos. So these guys go to this site to normalise such behaviour?

#25 “Stop Telling Me To Get A Job”

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Lauren Caswell: Get a job.

#26 Local Weaboo Upset About Japan Not Being Their Fantasyland

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Multa Nocte: Kudos to Japan and Sweden!!!!!!

#27 This Neckbeard Wants Kawaii Sharia Law

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Undercover: This guy is one of the reasons why forensic psychiatric hospitals exist

#28 Broski She Just Said She Had A Boyfriend

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HelluvaHedgehogAlien: Dramatic?

#29 “Basically I’m Looking For Me, But A Girl”

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Kristal: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ANTHROPLOGICAL SUB RACE! – Sincerely, an anthropologist

#30 Neckbeard Movie Review

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Lame Llama: He spoke to every women? He didn’t ask to me.