30 Instances Of People Coming Up With The Best Replies, As Shared In This Online Group
Sometimes, words are more powerful than bullets. They have the potential to destroy people in seconds. Take a look at the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, and you’ll know what we are talking about.
The online group has a huge collection of witty comebacks and clever roasts. The 2.7 M members of the group share screenshots of funny replies spotted all over the internet to keep each other entertained. Scroll below to see some of their funniest posts.
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#1 Armadillos Are Funny Looking Animals
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#2 So Simple
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#3 Australians Are Easily Offended
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#4 Because God Told Me To
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#5 What Makes Fetal Heartbeat So Special?
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#6 Her Go To Work A**
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#7 Got Hit With The “Come See Me After Class”
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#8 Don’t Be That Guy
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#9 Dumbass. Couldn’t Think Of Anything Wittier
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#10 I Know, It’s Absolutely Bonkers
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#11 Yeah Homie
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#12 A 16 Year Old Takes Her Shot And Politely Dispatches Her Belittling Elders
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#13 Nope, Not Benny Boy
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#14 Oh No! Abort, Ab- Oh Wait
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#15 Greatest Country In The World!
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#16 They Always Forget About That Part
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#17 Fatality, Fatality
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#18 Economics Are Hard
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#19 Peta Being Peta
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#20 She Literally Wrote A Whole Song About It
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#21 Yes, Well, You See, I’m Never Wrong
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#22 No, No. He’s Got A Point
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#23 They Should Know How To Survive Without One Person
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#24 Languages Are Fun!
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#25 Preacher Speaking God’s Word
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#26 The Single Most British Murder I’ve Ever Seen
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#27 Seriously? Ireland?!
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#28 “Owning The Libs”
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#29 Meet My Friend, Terry
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#30 Lemon Squeezy!
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#25
Most of the times a unborn or young baby is killed in the bible, is because of the parent Disobeying God. Unlike today where woman murder unborn children bc they want to sleep around tomorrow night without the responsibility of having a child.
So what you’re saying is God kills innocent children who are wanted and beloved by their parents as punishment for the parents’ sins… unless the parent doesn’t want the children. Then God’s punishment (sorry, the “consequence”) for their sin (i.e. sex without the intent tk procreate) is to be forced to keep it. Do you realize that you are saying children are a punishment for people who don’t want to be parents and their deaths are punishment for people who do want to be parents? Do you think this twisted logic makes you look like you value children’s lives? Because it doesn’t.