This Instagram Account Shares The Weirdest Real Estate Pics (24 Pics)

Every real estate agent will tell you that one of the most important things when selling a home are good pictures. However, sometimes there’s simply nothing to work with and you end up with pictures that look like screenshots from a horror movie.

#1 The Plastic Sheeting Is For The Vomit Caused By The Migraine Caused By Everything Else

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#2 Like A Circle In A Spiral, Like A Wheel Within A Wheel. Like A Toilet In A Shower, In A Kitchen, With Hanging Space For Clothes, And A Portable Radiator

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#3 The Lord Has Sent Us A Sign, In The Form Of 2 Hideous Rugs And A Huge Crystal Bowling Pin

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#4 As He Listened To Them Driving Away, George Realised It Wasn’t A Real Game Of Hide And Seek

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#5 “As Gregor Samsa Awoke One Morning From Uneasy Dreams He Found Himself Transformed Into A Black Gym Ball”

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#6 When It Came To Selling Their House, Slipknot’s Decision To Manage Their Own Viewings Was Ill-Advised And Unsuccessful

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#7 We Don’t Know What He Does In There. He Says He’ll Tell Us Once He’s Caught Something

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#8 “Honey, I Found The Perfect Place For Our Wall-Mounted Naked Limbless Gender-Neutral Toddler Dolls”

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#9 I’ll Make The Bed As Soon As I Can Find It

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#10 I Love Excercise. I Could Lay In Bed And Watch It All Day

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#11 Property Comes Complete With A Frisky Middle-Aged Woman And Half A Bottle Of Chardonnay

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#12 I Mean It Marv, If You Walk Out That Door We’re Finished

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#13 The Music Drowns Out The Washing Machine Drowns Out The Toilet Helps You Forget About The Mirrors

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#14 Off-Street Parking

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#15 How Thoughtful Of The Seller To Leave Us A Self-Portrait Of Her Breast-Feeding Her Dog

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#16 This Bath Was Brought To You By The Letter H And The Realisation That Interior Design Just Changed Forever

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#17 That Time When Open Plan Living Broke Through The Acceptability Threshold

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#18 You Can Have Storage Or You Can Have A Bathroom. You Can’t Have Both

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#19 4 Bedrooms, 2 Bathrooms, And Extensive Opportunities For Open Plan Off-Roading

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#20 Anyone Thinking Of Trying Rachmaninov’s 2nd, Forget It. I’m Not In The Mood

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#21 The Sun Will Set, And The Demons Of The Night Will Rise. Until Then, The Vaccuum Cleaner Sleeps A Dreamless Sleep

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#22 I’m Not Suggesting It’s Inauthentic, But Did Henry Viii Definitely Have A Weights Bench?

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#23 Bob Would Smile To Himself Whenever He Thought Of The Money He’d Saved By Not Installing Air-Con

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#24 The Isolationist Equivalent Of A Welcome Mat

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