50 Times Birds Were Acting Like Complete Jerks And Were Publicly Shamed For It
You’ve probably heard about raccoons or cats doing all sorts of naughty stuff – but what about birds? I mean they’re birds, what are they going to do, eat your seeds? Well, turns out birds can actually be real jerks – and that’s why people are publicly shaming them.
Stealing dentures, biting people, and pooping on everything that moves (or doesn’t) – those are just a few things these flying jerks are good at. Check out all the times birds were acting naughty and got publicly shamed for it in the gallery below!
#1 Angry Cockatoo Tears Down Anti-Bird Spikes And Throws Them To The Ground
Image source: Isaac Sherring-Tito
#2 This Bird Waits For My Coworker To Show Up Every Morning. Then Spends The Day Looking At Itself In The Mirror And Shitting
Image source: DeLoreanMotorCars
#3 Nice Paint Job. Be A Shame If Someone…
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#4 I Don’t Think This Bird Can Read
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#5 Classic
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#6 This Photo Of A Pelican Trying To Eat My Phone
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#7 [Screw] This Tree In Particular
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#8 Just Try To Frigging Cage Me Again
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#9 So.. Did The Bunny Grow Wings And Go To Heaven?
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#10 Taken One Second Before Disaster
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#11 Sometimes When Billy Is With His Friends He Can Be A Bit Mischievous
Image source: BurvelBillWithFriend
#12 This Goose Is Fery Angry
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#13 Bird Trying To Snack On The Family Pet
Image source: MagTron14
#14 The Australian Firehawks
Image source: Boojibs
Australian firehawks proactively spread wildfires. Observers report both solo and cooperative attempts, often successful, to spread wildfires intentionally via single-occasion or repeated transport of burning sticks in talons or beaks. After successfully spreading the fire, the “firehawks” are able to pick out fleeing prey or mung on the charred remains of those critters who didn’t make it out in time.
#15 This Bird [friggin] Hates Spelling
Image source: poliscijunki
#16 This Happened
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#17 “Is This Cake Batter?!” *dunks Entire Head In*
Image source: GallowBoob
#18 Who’s Laughing Now Ass****?
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#19 Yoink!
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#20 Basically A Summary Of What Its Like To Own A Bird
Image source: Gracynvh
#21 Keeps Pecking The Window And Shouting At Me While I’m Trying To Work. D**k
Image source: Mustardbyname
#22 This Hawk Has Approximately Zero F**ks To Give About The Bees
Image source: Rganibi
#23 It Looks Better On The Floor, Karen
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#24 From The National Aquarium Of New Zealand
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#25 So This Dick Takes The Best Parking Spot Today
Image source: XDEC
#26 Payback To The Masters
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#27 Mr. Steal Your Fries
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#28 Sister Wanted To Pet Chicken, Chicken Disagreed
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#29 Just A Nibble
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#30 “Guess I’ll Nest On This [friggin] Coffee” – Pigeon
Image source: GallowBoob
#31 Look At This Jerk
Image source: poliscijunki
#32 Stretch Swan
#33 Birds Being Jerks
#34 This Adorable Little Asshole Eating My Sammich While Standing On The Goddamn Piece Of Bread I Gave Him
Image source: Butterfly_Queef
#35 No Hooman You All Will Not Facetime Without Me!
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#36 Birds Being Jerks
Image source: JohnnyLad93
#37 Theft Bird
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#38 Yoink
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#39 It Looks Like Dozens Of Birds Decided To Sh*t On One Car At My Work
Image source: Guy_who_agrees_
#40 A Hawk Used My Car As A Dinner Plate This Morning
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#41 My Friend Took This Down At The Beach The Other Day… Need I Say More?
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#42 The Cement Wasn’t Dry Yet..but Who Cares If You’re This Bird…
Image source: JohnnyLad93
#43 Duck Gives No Ducks
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#44 Beware Of The Cobra Chicken
Image source: yeerk_slayer
#45 This Goose Blocking The Road
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#46 Making My Son Cry Because She Stole His Sucker. And The Look In Those Eyes Is Pure Evil
Image source: Underrated_buzzard
#47 Incoming!
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#48 Get A Load Of This Ass****…
Image source: sarahsjoking
#49 Trying To Take A Picture Posing With The Birds
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#50 Seagull Attack
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